The side project cemetery

Your side project deserves a proper funeral.

Give the app you stopped building a permanent obituary. Tell the honest story, preserve its link, and send curious visitors toward whatever you build next.

Pay your respects ↓

Permanent page · old link + next venture · no login

Here lies

Tabby

2023 — 2025

“Too many tabs. Not enough people who cared.”

Opening example18 roses left
This plot has 1 paid adornment.

6 opening examples

3,065 sample build hours

205 ceremonial roses

Postmortems without the posturing

Dead projects tell the truth.

Launch posts celebrate beginnings. Obituaries explain the ending: the false signal, the habit that would not change, the distribution that never arrived. That honesty gives the next builder a head start.

The grounds

Recently laid to rest

The first six are opening examples. Community obituaries will appear ahead of them.

Opening example2023 — 2025
18 roses
Opening example2024 — 2024
31 roses
Opening example2022 — 2025
44 roses
Opening example2025 — 2025
27 roses
Opening example2021 — 2022
63 roses
Opening example2024 — 2026
22 roses

A plot is waiting

Have a project that deserves closure?

The funeral arrangement

Twelve dollars buys closure.

And a surprisingly good introduction to whatever you are building next.

  1. 01

    Write the obituary

    Name the project, cause of death and the lesson worth keeping.

  2. 02

    Pay for the plot

    A secure one-time Polar checkout. No subscription, no account.

  3. 03

    Share the obituary

    Your memorial carries the lesson forward—and points visitors to your next business.

Stop paying its hosting bill

Let it go beautifully.

Keep the lesson. Lose the guilt. Give your abandoned project one last launch—and your next one a little traffic.